So I signed up for a kink bingo card for this round. Since my last catastrophic failure a few years back (I think I filled two squares and they weren't even next to each other) I haven't participated in KB, but I figured I'll give it a go:

( My beautiful card beneath the cut )

Hey look, I'm not dead! I've not posted for so very long I have no idea where to start! I've been back in Australia for 6 months and have a fair amount of sunburn to show for it. It's damn HOT.

I tend to pop up a lot more on Twitter than I do on LJ these days. I folded and got myself a tumblr as well, but I have to admit, I don't really GET ( Read more... )

Apparently I'm doing this one too! Gakked from eledhwenlin and turps33

1. genderswap
2. bodyswap
3. drunk!fic
4. huddling for warmth
5. pretending to be married
6. secretly a virgin
7. amnesia
8. cross-dressing
9. forced to share a bed
10. truth or dare
11. historical AU
12. accidental-baby-acquisition
13. apocalypse fic
14. telepathy15. High School / College AU ( Read more... )

Because it's all over my flist and I need an excuse to post something but I don't have time to make a real post about how my life right now is all work & modding brbb with the occasional tweet to prove I'm not dead!

1. Go to page 77 (or 7) of your current ms ( Read more... )

LOOK! A fest all about Bandom being kinky!


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Okay, yet AGAIN I am behind on everything, but I'm going to try to post anyway, because THINGS are happening. Firstly:


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Work is in a lull, I'm feeling a bit antsy, and I haven't done this one in an age - timestamp meme!

Choose one of my fics and give me a timestamp - e.g. two weeks before or five years later - and I'll write you a comment fic notfic* telling you what happened.

My up-to-date Masterlist is here

PLAY WITH MEEEEE.

*Changed this because history has ( Read more... )

So kopperblaze Ray-spammed me yesterday and now I have ALL THESE TABS I CAN'T CLOSE.

( No one smiles like Ray smiles )

So I spent the day curled up on the couch with my doona (duvet or comforter to you foreigners) and trying not to cough. My body has SUCH a sick sense of humour to be doing this NOW.

But the good news is! I have a bebunny! She's crashing here tonight, then tomorrow we're setting off with xclusiveantonym for Manchester where we'll meet up with dancinbutterfly and krisipanics to see those crazy ( Read more... )

If you could all please let me know right away the reasons why I should not sign up for crossbigbang to write Misfits/MCR crossover fic where Gerard is (for some reason I have yet to invent) doing community service with the rest of the crew and discovering he has far too much in common with Simon PLEASE TELL ME NOW ( Read more... )